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Roe v. Wade is the
prophylactic power of
God in a basement
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For the believing
Christian, the half-born is a
spectacle of faith
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Sodomy is the
bottom of conscience: callous
consensual sin
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Posterity is
a Xerox machine in full
stupidity mode
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Nothing quite insures
domestic tranquility
like a big cannon
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In jurisprudence,
the grapefruit of truth is a
thinly veiled pancake
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Race or sex is not
the basis for anything
but pure mockery
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Archery is to
golf what heroin is to
the Constitution
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Visibly brutal
justice is the pinnacle
of democracy
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Formaldehyde will
render any text in its
purest expression
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