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Profanity is
like drilling rock and blasting
life out with charges
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I have learned a great
deal from listening to fools,
failures and jackals
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Grace under pressure
is hunting drunk when you’ve shot
one bird all damn day
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A typewriter is
a weapon; a novel is
a war to the end
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Innocence marks the
permanent ruin of an
intelligent man
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Love is not for the
sweet butterfly; love is for
the bloody buzzard
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Politics is like
bullfighting: revoltingly
solemn and funny
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Suicide is the
shortest answer to any
problem except death
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Happiness is the
tendency to feel moral
when you’re immoral
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The Book of Haiku Revelation 