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Israel is Ed
Koch, the Second Amendment,
and God in a dream
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The Ten Commandments
are like the Supreme Court with
even more damage
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Freedom of speech means
Jesus was resurrected—
so we can relax
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Hypocrisy is
the moral high ground; it’s just
ambiguity
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The threat of Hell is
merely justification
for doing nothing
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Though the Bible may
violate the Geneva
Accords, it’s still true
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Asymmetrical
warfare is flipping burgers
in a synagogue
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Pretending you’re a
fetus is not the same as
being a fetus
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Calling Obama
a ticking-bomb paranoid
is a euphemism
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