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I’d like to put the
Beatles in formaldehyde . . .
but it would be wrong
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I was brought up a
Catholic; I don’t have to
believe in England
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Love is like a sheep
collage, and you can always
get another sheep
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The goal of life is
immortality—I would
like to deviate
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Contemporary
art is ridiculous; so
is integrity
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Every crass artist
has to reinvent Pollock
without a canvas
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Hardcore poetics
is Philip Larkin writing
about an ashtray
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America is
a medicine cabinet
floating in vomit
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There is nothing more
morbid than advertising—
it’s a death funfair
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The Book of Haiku Revelation 