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Paintings and films are
really just like toilet seats
and shower curtains
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Artificial sex
is like eating peanuts: once
you start you can’t stop
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Pop Art will ball you,
but Abstract Expressionism
will come in your mouth
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The President is
always lying. So what? I
try not to notice.
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Love is Liz Taylor
having a Coke and a hot
dog in a limo
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Poor people won’t be
reincarnated—they have
no real incentive
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America has
a long tradition of great
refrigerators
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Mystery is the
mother of art, but money
is its weak husband
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The richest people
have no problems, no defects,
and they’re not boring
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There’s a difference
between plastic and empty:
empty is shiny
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http://thoughtcatalog.com/madison-moore/2013/05/the-41-greatest-andy-warhol-quotes/