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There is no human
problem that could not be solved
by litigation
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Every time I drink
I die a little—it’s the
drudge of suicide
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Democracy is
unnatural sex between
consenting adults
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Television is
the highest form of love—a
decadent virtue
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The bacteria
of American Empire
grow in media
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The genius of Bush:
priestly narcissism and an
I.Q. of sixty
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If it were a choice
between Reagan and a birch,
I’d vote for the tree
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