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I’d marry Joan of
Arc for her spiritual
way in the kitchen
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If Jesus came back
he’d never get his ass out
of bed before noon
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To do a dull thing
with style, sometimes you just have
to shit in the sink
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Perpetually
clean art is detestable
horse masturbation
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It’s not possible
to love a human being
with a hangover
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Intellectual
sex is grandiose, profound
and a waste of time
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Politics is not
as important as any
good bowel movement
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If you’re losing your
soul, cut the umbilical
cord and let it go
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If you fall asleep
during intercourse, you can
fuck romanticism
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Democracy is
a mirage seen by a drunk
in the men’s crapper
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Kill the millionaires
with bad taste and put the ones
with good taste in jail
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The dictatorship
of artists is saving the
whole damn crazy world
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Humanity has
gone seventy horrible
years without a bath
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An opportunist
is a pest with money up
his bloated whore ass
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Genius might be the
ability to pee with
style while you’re voting
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